OH Kale Yeah

As our bipolar weather in Southern California continues, so escalates my confusion about what to make for dinner.  How am I supposed to feed a family of 5 in the midst of this insanity?  It’s 80 degrees one day and I’m firing up the grill for burgers (albeit out-of-season, though my husband would argue there’s always a season for burgers) and then it’s 59 degrees and raining the next.  Literally, this is what we are dealing with in So. Cal. (along with wildfires followed by mudslides, new tax codes that make our already exorbitant property taxes non-deductible, and rampant sexual misconduct in the Industry).  You know, just living the dream.  What better way to calm thyself than to make a home-cooked meal that is healthy, comforting, quick, and inexpensive?

I’ll be honest, when I first made this and I told my husband what was on the menu (a lemony kale white bean soup), I could literally feel his contempt.  It’s like giving a trick-or-treater raisins on Halloween.  “A grown man needs to eat!!!”  But this has truly become a household favorite and a go-to on chilly nights.

As most of my recipes begin, chop an onion and peel 2 cloves of garlic (3 cloves if small).


Saute onions in a little olive oil over medium heat.  When they start to yellow, add 1 lb. of lean ground turkey and cook until brown. Drain fat.


Chop a few celery sticks.


Chop a handful of baby carrots.


Add celery and carrots to the onion and turkey mixture along with the minced garlic.   Add salt, pepper, and a dash of red pepper flakes.


I buy pre-washed, cut kale.  I find it really annoying to wash and chop it myself, but perhaps I’m lazy?


Add about half the bag to the mixture.


Slowly it will wilt.


Add the other half of kale.  Repeat.  Once it is all wilted, add 2 cans of drained white beans, one can of chicken broth, and one can of beef broth (I know this sounds weird, but trust).  Simmer for 30 minutes until kale and beans are soft.  Just before serving, add fresh chopped parsley and the juice of one lemon.


Garnish with red pepper flakes and parmesan cheese.



Lemony Kale White Bean Soup

1 onion chopped

Carrots (about 3/4 cup chopped)

Celery (about 3/4 cup chopped)

2 cloves garlic, minced

1 bag of washed, chopped kale (or one bunch, washed and chopped, thick stems removed)

1 lemon, juiced

2 cans white beans, drained and rinsed

1 can chicken broth

1 can beef broth

Red pepper flakes to taste

Salt & Pepper

Parsley – chopped (about a 1/2 a cup)

1 lb. lean ground turkey

Saute a chopped onion in olive oil.  Add turkey and brown.  Turn off heat and drain the fat.  Turn heat back to medium and add chopped celery and carrots.  Cook for a few minutes.  Add minced garlic.  Add seasonings (salt, pepper, red pepper flakes). Add kale in batches, letting it wilt and shrink.  Then add drained, rinsed beans.  Simmer for 30 minutes.  Add parsley and lemon juice just before serving and garnish with freshly shaved parmesan and red pepper flakes.

2 Ingredient Pumpkin Muffins

I know it sounds too good to be true, but I promise you it’s not.  These are absolutely delicious and literally require a box of spice cake mix and a can of pure pumpkin.


Dump the 2 ingredients into a mixing bowl.


Mix with a handheld mixer.


Spoon into a nonstick mini pumpkin pan and bake for 12-15 minutes at 350 degrees.


You’ll know the muffins are done when the tops are starting to lightly brown and a toothpick comes out clean.


I placed them in clear bags that I tied with twine and then popped them in welcome baskets for out-of-town guests.


But you could also bring them as part of a hostess gift or give them to a nanny, hair stylist, neighbor, or colleague as a token of gratitude.


Or let’s be honest, just have them to nibble on Thanksgiving morning.

So easy and so delicious!  NBD.




Cheater Cheater Pesto Eater

Guys this recipe is RIDIC.  So easy, so good.  I feel like I’m cheating whenever I make it, which is at least once a week. Seriously how can a home-cooked meal be so simple and make my family so happy?  A working mom’s dream! Actually, let’s be honest, any parent’s dream.

You’ll need olive oil, tomatoes, chicken breasts, pasta, and Trader Joe’s quinoa pesto.



Start by preheating oven to 375.  Rinse chicken breasts and place in a dish.  Dice a few tomatoes.


Sprinkle tomatoes on top of chicken. Drizzle with olive oil, salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes.


Bake for about 30 minutes.


Dice chicken.


Toss with pasta and quinoa pesto.




You’re welcome.


Update: Still Transitioning

Dry earth, Santa Ana winds,  record-breaking heat, and wildfires have been our reality in Southern California in recent weeks.  Seemed ridiculous to complain about the weather cramping my autumn vibes when I was fortunate enough not to have been evacuated from my home.  #perspective

Still I forged ahead, putting one pumpkin branch in front of another, lighting fall-scented candles, willing a shift in seasons.

At it worked!  At long last the heat seems to have broken…hopefully for good this time.  So I’m going to do this foggy, cool November morning justice with a classic fall bouquet.


I picked up some leafy greenery, pumpkin branches, and hydrangeas.


In a tall vase with a few inches of water, I placed the greenery first.  I just love these wispy leaves.


Next I evenly distributed the hydrangeas among the greenery.


Then finished by placing pumpkin branches throughout.




The hydrangeas will die first.  When they do, pluck them, put them in the trash, change the water in the vase and buy yourself another couple of days with just the greenery and the pumpkin branches.

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They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.  Like banging your head against a wall.  Or year after year, thinking that just because they started selling pumpkins at the grocery store, the heat will break so I can wear sweaters and boots again.  This year will mark my 9th fall in Southern California and I am slowly but surely learning that the transition into autumn is a little more subtle at the beach.  It begins after Labor Day, when the crowds clear and tourists leave town.  I’ll be pleasantly surprised, for example, when we can get a table at Nick’s or find parking downtown.  Then the quality of the light starts to change.  Again, this is gradual. By October I might note that there’s such chill in the air at dinnertime that we need to shut all the doors and windows. My experience also tells me that there will be another heat wave, but it will be brief and temporary (and hopefully won’t fall on Thanksgiving or Christmas Day).  I guess you could say that my expectations seem more manageable this year.

And in the spirit of accepting the reality of the stubborn seasonal shift in Southern California, I am going to make appropriate choices and transition patiently.  Instead of reaching for those oh-so-tempting pumpkin branches at Trader Joe’s this weekend, I decided to hold off, opting for a softer palate that still said “fall” to me.


At $2.99, $ 3.99, and $2.49, respectively, my choices hardly put a dent in my weekly grocery bill.


Love these Craspedias, whatever they are.


I started with the fullest bouquet, placing them in a vase with about 4-5 inches of water.


Then I added the next fullest bouquet, spacing them evenly throughout the arrangement.


Finished by peppering with the wispy yellow balls to add a pop of color.


Voila!  NBD.  Happy fall ya’ll!!!

Flowers NOT .com

I cannot be the only one who is sick of spending $100+ to send flowers to someone only to have them text a “thank you” pic of the shittiest, smallest bouquet imaginable. Did the florist not hear my request:  absolutely no baby’s breath or carnations??? Flower shops are seemingly worse than airlines these days with their hidden fees and costs. “Oh you wanted water in that vase? That’s an extra $20!”   A few weekends ago a very dear friend of mine endured a traumatic incident with her 15-month-old son. While baby boy was ultimately fine, mama will take years (if not a lifetime), to recover from the PTSD. My first thought was to send flowers, but that was immediately followed by my second thought, which was that they could never look as good as a bouquet I assembled myself (at least I have no self-esteem issues). And since she lives only 15 minutes away and I’m on maternity leave with a baby who loves to fall asleep in the car, I figured why the eff not.  I grabbed a vase, a ribbon, and scissors and drove straight to Trader Joe’s. The local manager had previously confirmed that their flower deliveries come in the morning, but check with your TJ’s and make sure you have fresh pickings.
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Be creative.  Think of fun color combos, though sometimes less is for sure more.
 Nothing wrong with fresh hydrangeas. I have them on my kitchen table practically year-round.
I grabbed 2 bouquets of hydrangeas (one white, one blue) and some “fillers” and was on my way to the parking lot to assemble.
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 Nothing screams “unbalanced” like a woman in Lulus chopping flowers in the Crystal Cove Trader Joe’s parking lot at 8 a.m. while her baby cries in the stroller.  I wish I had a tee that said “I’m on Maternity Leave.” I want everyone to know I am not that Orange County housewife.
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Threw that sh*t together, poured some bottled water in the vase and then we gots to go!!!!
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Oh, this ole’ bouquet????  Pretty sure it’s 1,000 times better than anything I could have bought on flowers.com and it probably didn’t even cost as much as the delivery fee I would have otherwise paid.
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Here’s some more inspo from other bouquets I’ve put together for less than $20:
NBD, right ya’ll????????

New Year, New Soup

The truth is that I’ve been making this lentil and sausage soup for years.  It is so easy, flavorful, and nutritious…i.e. a perfect way to kick off 2017 by feeling healthy and productive whenever you make it (which is almost weekly in our house).

Like most classic recipes, it starts by chopping an onion.

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Saute over medium heat in a large pot with a little olive oil until onions start to soften.  Then add sausage, squeezing it out of its castings.  (Random side note:  my husband hates this part and won’t participate, but I find it oddly satisfying).

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We use these Jennie-O hot turkey sausages, but I’m sure there are organic ones at Wholefoods that my mom will tell me about as soon as she reads this post.

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Discard castings and begin to break up sausage with a wooden spoon and mix with the onions, browning slowly.  The natural fats will help keep the onions from sticking to the pan.

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Meanwhile, on a separate burner, fill a pot with water and bring to a boil.  Add one full bag of green lentils and cover, reducing heat to medium-high.

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Now back to the sausage.  After about 5 minutes you should have a mixture that looks something like this.  Continue cooking until all meat is brown. Then drain any access fat.  I like to turn off the heat and use a paper towel to soak up any fat, but whatever method works for you.

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Turn back on heat to medium and add 3 celery stalks and a three carrots sticks, cleaned, peeled and chopped.

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Stir and saute until soft.  Then add 2 cloves of minced garlic and season with salt, pepper, and some red pepper flakes (optional: if you like it spicy, which I always do).

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Pull out a bag of pre-washed fresh spinach.

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Add the entire bag to the sausage/onion mixture.

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Cook until it begins to wilt.

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Add 2 cans of diced tomatoes and one can of beef broth.  Stir in with wilted spinach.

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At this point your lentils should be relatively soft.  They will continue cooking in the soup, but boiling separately beforehand will substantially reduce your cook time.  When you can pierce one easily with a fork, drain in a strainer.

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Add to soup.  Warning:  It will look like way too many lentils.  Every time I make this soup, I have the same thought, but then I stir them in and invariably the consistency is always perfect.

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Cook for another 20-30 minutes to let the flavors blend.  Salt to taste.  When you’re ready to eat, serve in a large bowl sprinkled with parmesan.

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Lentil & Sausage Soup:

1 lb. (package) hot Italian turkey sausage

1 large onion, chopped

About 3 celery stalks, chopped

About 2 carrots peeled and chopped

2 cloves of garlic, minced

2 (14 oz.) cans of diced tomatoes

1 bag pre-washed baby spinach

1 can beef broth

1 bag of green lentils

Salt & pepper

Red pepper flakes (optional)

Saute chopped onion in a large pot with a bit of olive oil.  When tender, add turkey sausage, removing from castings.  Break up sausage with a wooden spoon and continue cooking.  Meanwhile, fill a separate pot with water, boil, and pour in bag of lentils.  Reduce heat, cover, and let lentils cook for about 20 minutes, or until soft.  Drain fat from turkey sausage and onion mixture.  Add chopped celery, carrot, minced garlic, and season with salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes.  Add entire bag of spinach and cook until wilted.  Stir in with beef broth and canned tomatoes. When lentils are soft, drain in a strainer and add to soup. Stir and continue cooking, covered, for another 30 minutes or so on low heat.  Serve with parmesan cheese and ideally a glass of red wine.





Last Minute Holiday Gift Guide

WTF?  How is it already almost Christmas Eve??  Every year I start the holiday season with the best intentions of getting ahead of the chaos curve and every single year, without fail, I find myself running in circles, chasing my own tail while trying to get it all done.

There always seems to be a neighbor, a colleague, a friend, or a hostess that I have forgotten to get a gift for and I simply cannot bring myself to give a box of pre-wrapped chocolates or worse, a sad little poinsettia.

Do not have a meltdown.  You absolutely can and will get it all done.  All you need to do is press the reset button and take a deep breath (maybe followed by a shot of peppermint vodka?).

Here are just a few quick last minute holiday ideas so you aren’t forced to re-gift or show up to a gathering empty-handed.


Rosemary:  festive, fragrant, and nearly impossible to kill.  Not to mention cheap!! These organic plants were $1.99 each at Trader Joe’s.


Plant in a simple pot.


Tie with a festive bow, a trinket (think: an ornament, a cinnamon stick, or a sprig of holly), a gift tag, and voila, hostess gift dilemma solved.


A small bouquet of holiday cheer will always be well-received.  Grab a pair of scissors, head outside, and cut some festive twigs, leaves, branches, holly, etc. from your yard or garden.  Pop them in a mason jar, wrap with twine, ribbon, and a cute gift tag.


If you live in Southern California like me and you don’t have access to much other than succulents and palm fronds, then swing by Trader Joe’s or Wholefoods and pick up some inexpensive white flowers and red berry branches.   Cut and assemble into little mason jars and tie with ribbon.


If arranging flowers/plants is not your thing, you can never go wrong with a scented holiday candle. These ones from Nordstrom are pretty enough that they don’t even need a box or wrapping paper.  I just stuck them in a clear plastic bag and tied them with ribbon and a gift tag.


And of course, tried and true, it’s nearly impossible to go wrong with a bottle of wine or booze (unless your recipient is pregnant or otherwise sober).  These reusable carrying bags were $3.99 each at Home Goods and I personalized them with gift tags.

While it is very true that it’s the thought that counts, I would argue that the presentation counts more.


And on that note, I’d like to end this post by sharing a picture of my signature holiday paper this year.  I am OBSESSED.  So different from the basic reds and greens of the holiday season.

Happiest Holidays to you and yours!







Pumpkin Remix

Do you remember the pumpkin bread recipe I posted last Thanksgiving?
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Well this year I decided to mix it up and instead of using loaf pans, I poured the same easy, delicious batter into muffin tins, baking at 350 for half the time (about 30 minutes).


I was worried the moisture of this bread might be lost in the smaller size, but I’m delighted to report they are every bit as scrumptious.


I popped them right out of the tray and let them cool for about an hour before adding my finishing touches, which of course involved me hiking to the one and only deciduous tree in Southern California.  The struggle is real.


Fortunately my husband gets me completely and didn’t bat an eye when I returned home with a shirt full of dead leaves after working out in the land of palm trees.


I placed the muffins in an individual sized clear cellophane treat sacks and tied with twine and a few of the leaves I’d collected.


What a great little treat to leave on someone’s desk at work, bring to your hairdresser, or send the kids to school with.



Pumpkin Muffins

Mix together well with a fork in a large bowl:

3 1/2 cups flour

3 tsp baking powder

1 1/2 tsp salt

1 tsp cinnamon

1 tsp all spice

3 cups sugar

In a separate bowl, mix together:

1 can pure pumpkin (NOT pie mix)

4 eggs

2/3 cup water

1 cup vegetable oil

Mix wet ingredients into dry, ideally using a hand mixer to work out all the lumps.  Pour into a cup cake pan with paper baking cups (I used classic white ones- my favorite).   Bake at 350 for about a half hour or until a toothpick comes out clean. This should make about 24-36 muffins.


A Fall Staple: Roasted Root Vegetables

Even just purchasing the ingredients for this dish evokes inner fall feelings.  Think dark evenings, warm fires, red wine, and candlelight.   My husband and I made these roasted root vegetables the other evening and they were so easy and satisfying, I had to share.


I wish I could say we had strolled hand-in-hand to our local farmer’s market to buy our veggies, but let’s be honest, I found myself at Ralph’s an hour before dinner.  We opted for parsnips, turnips, Brussels sprouts, and carrots, but use whatever root vegetables are fresh, seasonal, and most importantly, sound good to you (Barefoot Contessa also uses butternut squash and sweet potato, for example).


Wash and peel the parsnips, carrots, and turnips.


Cut into roughly the same size pieces, about an inch long.


Wash and halve the Brussels sprouts, cutting off and discarding the stem, but keeping all the loose leaves, which get crispy and delicious when baking.


Place all cleaned, chopped veggies in a baking dish and drizzle generously with olive oil, kosher salt, and pepper.  Toss with your hands, making sure all pieces are coated well.  Bake in the oven at 425 for about 30 minutes, turning frequently with a spatula throughout the entire bake time.


We served ours with filets and parmesan polenta, but it’s a perfect side for any fall dish.  If you want to make it a little more flavorful, sprinkle with fresh chopped parsley or rosemary before roasting veggies.


Roasted Root Vegetables

Wash, peel, and cut your veggies of choice (Brussels sprouts, turnips, carrots, parsnips, sweet potato, and butternut squash are all wonderful). Place all cleaned, chopped veggies in a baking dish and drizzle generously with olive oil, kosher salt, and pepper.  Toss with your hands, making sure all pieces are coated well.  Bake in the oven at 425 for about 30 minutes, turning frequently with a spatula throughout the entire bake time.